jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

Jizzin

(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.

That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.

by queer11 October 1, 2010

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

jizzin'

Amazing, awe-inspiring, delicious.

The epitome of whatever seeks to be described.

This spaghetti is jizzin'.

by kool_kid_92 June 16, 2010

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

Jizzlopper

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.

That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!

by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007