jeepers

Oldschool Word For Excitement. Similar in use to "golly" and "gee willikers"

Jeepers, thats a large box of ants!

by Gmc14 (Dooshsta) March 31, 2003

Derek Jeter

The shortstop for the New York Yankees who is not as overrated as people think. He had more hits over a 5-year period than anyone in recent history, and he made what is possibly the greatest play ever during the 2001 ALDS vs the Oakland Athletics.

Derek Jeter is a great shortstop that will definitely make the Hall of Fame. He also has 4 World Series rings, which is 4 more than Nomar Garciaparra (who is excellent as well) and Alex Rodriguez (who sucks Bud Selig's balls) combined.

by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003

jeepers creepers

The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.

Also a horror movie.

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...

by Taradactyl January 3, 2004

Jester Face

A girl who has a good looking face, but a bad looking body. The opposite of a "Butter Face" - a "just her face".

Id face fuck that chick, but I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that body. She's a jester face.

by LouHoltzSpeechClass June 13, 2011

jesters academy

Jesters academy is a weekly comedy podcast

Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast

by Steve the plumber January 23, 2019

Jeepers Bells

An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:

- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial

- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs

“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”

“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”

by Nayyyyyy! October 2, 2021

Jesterpenetrate

The DEADLIEST minecraft player from the DEADLIEST minecraft server . He has stackable totems a gun and stacks of golden apples with 100 thousand hearts

Jesterpenetrate will find where you live and nuke your house and kill your family

by shockwavemax April 27, 2022