Lena Jarvis

A selfless, stubborn, extremely sexual, yet self conscious individual who would do anything for the people she cares about.

Franco: Dammmmnnn you see that girl, she's a 10!
Aaron: Hell yea, must be a lena jarvis.

by karma1020 August 29, 2010

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Jarvis

Loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, amish, nigger.

Kayla: He kicked me out again.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024