Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

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Jack in the box

jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box

“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”

by cheesenoods June 9, 2023

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Jack in the box challenge

When you jack in the box of your jack in the box food

Yo bro I did the Jack in the box challenge my GF was so surprised
No way bro Ima try it out now

by MeatBallar October 25, 2022

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jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024

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Jack in the box

Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside

I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!

by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015

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