Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

by CptPoopants April 26, 2012

inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019

inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Inverted Sugar Syrup

Inverted or invert1 sugar syrup is a sucrose-based syrup, produced by splitting each sucrose disaccharide molecule into its component monomers, glucose and fructose

Ingredients:Inverted sugar syrup, water, artificial flavors

by MarioXXX December 10, 2009

inverted pushpop

The act of inserting a non-erect penis into a vagina then having it becomes erect inside said vagina to give a push pop feeling

Person 1: "I didn't get it up in time so I just put it in flaccid."
Person 2: "How did it feel?"
Person 1: "Like a push pop just the other way around."
Person 2: "So an inverted pushpop?"

by the one with the stuff September 21, 2014

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

inverted helicopter

The sexual act of a gentleman arching his back with dong pointed upwards, whilst his partner mounts said gentleman, fully lubricated, and spins atop his throbbing member.

Chastity: "I have to go see the doctor tomorrow."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."

by Pauly Wanna November 9, 2015