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The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"
by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011
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Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)
by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013
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Inverted Emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..
Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."
by B & A April 1, 2008
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inverted dick

not a dick at all, but a pussy
Mickey has an inverted dick! Told u he had a pussy.
by Nicis June 17, 2007
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inverted

The term used in first person shooters where controls for vertical looking are reversed. Example: Pressing up on the control stick looks down and vice versa. Most commonly found in Halo games although only a small percentage actually play inverted.
I dont know see why Jose plays inverted, its just more confusing.
by Latin Spice December 9, 2008
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inverted nipple

Nipples facing in-ward
My nipples after kinky sex with multiple guys
by Shaun Coffin April 21, 2003
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inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
by flyfart July 22, 2008
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