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Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.
Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.
by Woody89 July 27, 2012
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Tight invert

An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse
Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."

Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015
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open mouth, insert foot

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
by Baz S. December 9, 2007
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intertubulism

A figure of speech originating from within the internet, or intertubes, that is not easily translated or understood from outside the context of the intertubes.

Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Adam: QFT!

Bob: What's that?

Adam: That's an intertubulism for a show of support, "quoted for truth."
by CleffedUp March 26, 2010
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inserta

Adaconn / Inserta develops proprietary products for integrated hydraulic systems.
Adaconn / Inserta provided me with the greatest hydraulic systems.
by FinnerFincher January 19, 2011
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Inertnet

Internet service which is slow or nonexistent.
None of the routers in this building work...fuckin' Inertnet.
by trkr14 October 24, 2011
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impertuviousness

A state of being both haughty and obstinate. A word most often used by pseudo-intellectual people trying to come off as more literate than they actually are.
"I tire of your overt and egregious impertuviousness" said the professor, unaware that he himself was being impertuvious.
by antifederalism April 17, 2017
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