Infatuation

How Tom feels about Maya…

Tom cannot believe the level of infatuation he has for Maya

by Fartle August 11, 2025

temporary infatuation of his

The equivalent of a side bitch

She was nothing but a temporary infatuation of his

by BigBootyBitch October 22, 2017

Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.

I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.

by KritianBoy April 7, 2017

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

InfaPtuation

The instinctual attraction to a certain type of male/ female/or whatever the fuck, that you can't overcome because you love the idea of that type of person as the best. Mostly regarding nationality.

Pete "Dude derrin got head from that Asian girl."
Bret " no way dude I didn't know he had an InfaPtuation for the Asian ladies!"
Pete "You're fucking right he does!"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez March 8, 2018

Infartuation

sweet, ass-ionate love at first shite.

As I gazed longingly and lustfully at Chad's firm ass, I was smothered with primal infartuation. You could sense the attraction. It was palpable. Magnetic. Life-changing.

by roboticArrow January 22, 2020