The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
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A saying used by Musashi Miyamoto. This means that the inside of a person has infinite things that define them. Their personality, thoughts, and actions cannot be pinpointed to one thing. Hence, everyone is infinite inside.
"why am I the way that I am?"
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Name of the Philosophy created in 1987 by Jean-Pierre Ady Fenyo, which is based on the concept of infinity. Also known as Infinite Realism. As a philosophy it can be compared to Dualism as espoused by Baruch Spinoza.
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