imperial junkie

a highly over priced japanese denim producer

nice imperial junkie jeans how much did they cost?

imperial junkie is a rip off you dumb ass why did you purchase them?

by erectionrection August 1, 2008

Imperial Palace

verb.

A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.

Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

Sometimes shortened to IP.

Dude A: Man, I got totally wasted last night, ended up going home with a tranny hooker. The worst part is that she Imperial Palace'd me...

Dude B: That sucks man...

by idib March 17, 2011

Imperial System

The Imperial System is a system of measurement developed by pimps, for pimps and is thus used in America and a few other pimpin places as opposed to the Metric System would sounds kinda gay.

Hah the Metric System? Too easy to use! It takes a real pimp to use the Imperial System.

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009

Imperial Beach

Located in the southwest corner of San Diego County, it is known as the Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place with a cool beach, it is now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is. These locusts-assholes are known for there bullshit harrassment tactics, being junkies, thieves, dullards, & scum.

Assholes reside all over Imperial Beach.

by Chanchez January 17, 2008

Imperial Hangover

The exceptionally powerful and distinctly unpleasant hangover that comes of drinking two of the stronger varieties of beer: Imperial IPAs and Imperial Stouts

Going to the brewpub last night was fun, but I can't get out of bed this morning. My head is pounding and I'm nauseous. I have an Imperial Hangover!

by fesak April 30, 2011

Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.

JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!

by dr. zero October 4, 2005

imperial college

a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis

that easan should go to imperial college

by Lad2014 December 1, 2010