Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

by kas858 June 26, 2010

Bojack Horseman

A pseudo-celebrity horse that drinks too much, hates the troops, hates himself, and fucks his agent.

Hey did you hear what Bojack Horseman did last weekend? Yeah, me neither.

by AnonGuy248 September 7, 2014

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.

CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.

by racinqueenn July 27, 2014

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

by brucelennon August 21, 2016

Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011