Hopwood

Usually a family with a few good children but one of them is just a fucking annoying bitch usually having a D in their name.

Hey Scott you see those people over there it’s definitely a Hopwood family cause that Drew looking mother fucker looks annoying as fuck

by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

by getasitter July 11, 2023

honeypot hopscotch

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.

Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.

by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017

hoppo

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

Hoptown Hustle

When a man finds a one night stand, hand cuffs her to the bed, fucks her in the ass, shits on her chest, then steals her t.v.

Man I Hoptown Hustled this chick named Cayla but she didnt have a t.v. (so i got her stereo)

by b-doo/mac daddy July 31, 2006

hobson

the state of being a drunken debacle

That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle!

by Darin the Drunkard May 8, 2006

hoposexual

Someone who really wants to be gay, but isn't. Usually a negative term used by the gay community.

She says she's a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's never had a crush on a girl. She must be a hoposexual. Probably emo too.

by gelzo April 29, 2006