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hobosexual

A term used to describe someone (usually a gay male) who is attracted to men who look kind of like hobos. The description of a 'hobo' here are men that are usually skinny, hairy, and have beards / heavy facial hair.

Although someone may call a female a hobosexual, it is generally used for someone who is male and gay. It is not an insult, but more of just a word to describe a person.
Robert: That guy is so attractive.
Gabrielle: Ugh ew, no. You are such a hobosexual.
by hatboxghost August 17, 2009
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hobosexual

a male who takes an interest in his clothing but shops almost exculsively for second hand clothing at thrift and vintage stores.

a retro metrosexual
by hillary December 23, 2003
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hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food
Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.
by Mea.gan January 3, 2008
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hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)
1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!
by Hobobobo January 20, 2008
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hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
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hobosexual

a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one
That hobosexual grows nice apples.
by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008
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hobosexual

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008
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