Hofactor

The overall amount of females in attendance at a particular event or bar.

Jim asked Fred, "Yo Fred, what's the HOFACTOR tonight?" "Dude...it's high! You need to get down here!"

by DK Rock Don December 17, 2008

Hoaxaferna

The act of placing one's buttocks cheeks over their partner's nose and farting/pooping violently while screaming "HOAXAFERNA" in the theme of indiana jones. Lastly the member who farted/pooped violently shall give their partner a dutch rutter/mexican waffle, it is their choice

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Jim: Hey Steve, I totally hoaxaferna 'd on that chicks face last night...

Steve: Your such a bad ass!

by dongalong123 November 24, 2009

hoax toad

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.

dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*

by gizzyg June 14, 2010

hoaxology

the art of deceiving people.

None of your hoaxology!

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2010

Hofactor

An element or cause that contributes to being a Ho.

1. Her red lipstick add to her Hofactor.

2. When going to a job interview make sure to Ho-Down and lower your Hofactor.

3. That dress is to low cut and has a high Hofactor.

by Soth Baby May 16, 2012

hoax bomb

any device which lacks the essential components of a bomb but is in the possession of a foreign-looking guy.

It's good that we caught Ahmed with his hoax bomb before it went off and annoyed everyone with its beeping.

by KylerLaird November 1, 2015

Hofalaneous

An adjective used to describe someone who is too slutty and disgusting to be labeled a whore and therefore must be given a different title to correctly depict the persons whore level

He is a Hofalaneous ass negro, I swear. I bet you he got herpaghonnasyphalaids.

by BabyLlamaMama August 30, 2017