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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is when you're a 100% American meaning that you don't know your ethnicity, you are a mixed breed mutt.
Yeah,I'm a Heinz 57,dude, shit, I ain't no pedigree.
by Randy goat fucker August 2, 2025
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Heinz

Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz
by By sportHFS November 21, 2021
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