Noah Hedges

a mix between a dwarf and a hobbit, the shortest boi in the world.

Noah Hedges is a small boi, in height and length.

by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2019

video hedging

Video shooting when you are about to do something stupid, and post it on youtube later, hope it become viral to cover your cost.

Russian guy A: Bruh! you gonna break your legs!!
Russian guy B: That's why you gonna video hedging me before I jump!!!

by yiwanis10k July 31, 2019

hedge over

When your pubic hairs are long than ones penis

Riley has a nasty hedge over

by Neville61 June 10, 2017

gary hedges

the one neighbor you dont know

hey do you know the name of gary hedges

by harry gedges December 9, 2019

Hedge banging

When a man with a beard preforms oral stimulation on a woman/man with an ungroomed pelvic region.

Tiffany thinks hedge banging is the best kind of foreplay.

by LustingNemo August 6, 2017

Hedge Creeper

Alternative for pikey and gypo. So called due to its nocturnal activities creeping round the gardens of proper folk looking for things to steal. By day, it spends its time menacing pensioners into having their drive tarmac-ed or perhaps just sitting in its caravan counting its ill-gotten gains. Probably richer than the Queen.

Daily Mail reader: "Those damned hedge creepers have pitched up on the village green again!"

by DirtyManc March 11, 2007

Emotional Hedge

Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.

Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.

by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022