Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

Luke humphreys

Luke Humphreys’ always have monster slongs

I saw Luke humphreys monster slong last night and my gawd it’s was huge

by Gettyyatitsout January 12, 2019

George Humphrey

Wait... there’s a night out there named George Humphrey?

This nigga George Humphrey

by Witniggacheese69 November 12, 2019

Tate Humphrey

A sexy white male with a fat bulge

Tate Humphrey is soo Fuckin sexy!!

by ZestyNuts September 11, 2023

Hungry Humphrey

Hungry Humphrey is a 2.1 4☆ XL level about its namesake Hungry Humphrey.

He's Humphrey. He's Hungry. He's Hungry Humphrey.

by MuGu47 October 2, 2023

Joseph Victor Humphrey

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.

Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.

by yurt1234 April 8, 2022

humphrey bogarting

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.

He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.

by abigail tobey October 1, 2010