hank

1; Old Vietnam veteran who refuses to pay rent 2; One who rocks out, then sleeps like a motherfucker 3; Unemployed

"Hank didn't pay his rent this week! What a asshat!"

by s3v3r April 19, 2004

Hank

Hank is a random , funny guy, that is obbsessed with his new camrea cell phone. hank did it (lol timothy)

hank memorizes all the foods, and sodas i grediants to make sure none have yellow five in them (lol you know whta that does guys)

by akina January 21, 2004

Hank

Oficial first name of a certain piece of poo featured in South Park. Also called Hankey, or Mr. Hankey

"Howdy Hooooooo!"

by dominikandemon May 13, 2003

Hank

1. one who happens to be "hankish"
2. having a wild personality
3. The act of slapping a birodine calculator while singing

Hank, SHUT UP!

by hank, master of defining his name! May 12, 2003

hank

the name of the toilet

1. Well, I think it's time to feed Hank.
2. Hank's hungry, must be time for his feeding.

by ric_IH April 21, 2008

hank

The rag used by a male to wipe or catch the sperm after masturbation.

Rob said he would send me his hank.

by cliff November 19, 2003

Hank

The first son in the family with an emporer complex. A Hank has a sense of entitlement, and an attitude that suggests that he is superior to everyone else in the world. He likes to throw his weight around and is a bully to those who are defenseless and weak. A real dirtbag

He thinks he is really something, he is such a Hank

by Marilyn53 February 7, 2010