A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina
What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"
What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"
" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"
" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"
"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"
" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"
" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"
"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"
" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"
by A_Life-356 May 2, 2020
Get the Hampton Handshakemug. A charming, intelligent human being!! If you ever get the chance to meet a hampton you have to take it. He is the nicest human being EVER. He will get you through hard times Sven if you tell him to go away. He’s got a hot bod and ost afraid to use it.
by #anymous October 12, 2017
Get the Hampton (name)mug. Part of the Hamptons on the East End of Long Island.
All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
Jane: "Hey let's go to Hampton Bays!"
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
by lokij March 19, 2009
Get the Hampton Baysmug. by Mia abbot gei November 1, 2020
Get the tanika hamptonmug. Commonly known as HR, the most gangsta development in Bel Air. HR merges with C-Ville forming the most powerful duo in the nation. This team costantly stomps (especially MC) and does whatever it feels like doing. HR is the breeding ground for hard asses who regularly go on stomping sprees and drive-bys just for fun. HR's rivals are FG, and MC. These two neighborhoods think they run shit but are constantly getting hustled and being gay. HR is "King a da back door"
by Shyne Po September 7, 2008
Get the Hampton Ridgemug. A town in New Hampshire with an awesome beach. The ghetto of the state, where drugs are consistently sold to people from age 6 and up. Many gangs occupy the streets and there are huge gang fights that happen on a weekly basis. A ballin town where you gotta be tough ta survive. Its all about the game, gotta rise up, otherwise its get down or lay down
by WHatUpBalla April 1, 2009
Get the Hampton, NHmug. hampton university is a "black" university which barely shows black pried where all of the stuck up bitch high maintenance girls go who just are gold diggers and pretend good prestigious "woman" AKA GIRLS the boy are collar poppers and you only get laid if your a fraternity if not you are not getting laid! schools wack!
by b-donn July 12, 2006
Get the hampton universitymug.