A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
by Jimbles November 7, 2005
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Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?
by DiZeaZeD FreNcH HorN September 11, 2010
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adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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I like your hamdong.
Will you redo my hamdong?
Hamdiggitydong.
Hamdong often.
This party is hamdonging.
To hamdong off.
I just killed a hamdong.
It's a hamdongerday.
Welcome to the hamdong.
I like your hamdong.
Will you redo my hamdong?
Hamdiggitydong.
Hamdong often.
This party is hamdonging.
To hamdong off.
I just killed a hamdong.
It's a hamdongerday.
Welcome to the hamdong.
by Dilldong August 28, 2009
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Get the Hammad mug.Hammond High School is a high school located in the district of Howard County. It can now be considered as the most "ghetto" school in Howard County, but Howard County isn't actually ghetto at all. Oakland Mills High School used to be proclaimed as a "ghetto" high school, but after Hammond High School's JV and Varsity football team won in a fight against Oakland Mills High School in its own locker room, Oakland Mills Has lost its title as being "ghetto".
Devon: Yo, that nigga's from Hammond High School.
Delante: Shit, for real?
Devon: Yeah, I'm about to become friends with him real quick though.
Delante: Shit, for real?
Devon: Yeah, I'm about to become friends with him real quick though.
by Pretty Ricky (AKA Big Tits) December 9, 2012
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