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I was gonna get the job, but then some harvard man took it
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Håvard

Håvards are very smart people. You can tell by the name, because it's sounds like Harvard. They are most likely blond, strong and tall. They really like electricity. There is only one think they like more than electricity - alcohol
They love to drink, if they could they would be 24/7 drunk. They are also very talented their biggest talent is to open a can of beer the first try and then chug it. They are very rare and shy, but one you gained their trust they might even share their alcohol with you.
Their mating call is: Maaaaneeeeen
Håvard: Maaneeen
Boi 1: what was this?
Boi 2: this was the mating call of a free Håvard
Boi 1: oh damn get the camera
by AlexManeeen August 5, 2018
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Harvard

An old prestigious university located in Cambridge, MA.
Harvard: because not everyone can go to MIT.
by C May 13, 2005
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Harvard Westlake

A ritzy school in L.A. where a third of the kids are Asian, 'cause you have to be smart. Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah are school holidays. And the rest are movie stars' kids or their parents own one-third of Sony.

High-pressure place. People cry because they didn't get into AP chemistry.

Has a sushi chef.
Don't go all Harvard Westlake on me. Your exam isn't till next week.
by Grings June 2, 2009
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Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.
Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.
by waytogo September 22, 2009
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Harvard Of The South

Vanderbilt University, possibly the greatest place on Earth. Amazingly hot pussy and definatly the place to go if you want to be drunk for four years and still do something with your life after you graduate.
by Bowl Cuts Forever August 15, 2008
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Harvard of the west coast

The Claremont Colleges

Seven prestigious colleges located in Claremont, California. Consists of 5 undergraduate and 2 graduate schools. The institutions are highly selective and are consistently ranked among the nation's best colleges in US News and World Report as well as in many other college guides.

Located in the city of Claremont, which is known as The City of Trees and PhDs. The Claremont Colleges are often referred to as Harvard of the West Coast primarily because the city is dominated by people with advanced degrees, doctorates etc. It is a place with a lot of old money, inherited wealth, and blue blood.

The undergraduate colleges include Claremont McKenna, Pitzer, Harvey Mudd, Pomona College and Scripps.

The two graduate colleges include Claremont Graduate University and Keck Graduate Institute.

The Claremont College campuses are adjoining and within walking distance of one another. Put together, the campuses cover roughly one square mile.
The purpose of the consortium is to provide the specialization, flexibility and personal attention commonly found in a small college, with the resources of a large university. Their compartmentalized collegiate university design was inspired by the University of Oxford.
I'm smarter than you. I go to Harvard of the west coast. Aka the Claremont Colleges.
by danzigford March 29, 2011
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