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heisman

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)
"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"
by thehero_ofkvatch August 3, 2009
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haysman

A reallly sexy boy, with a big penis and lots of pubes. He gets all the girls and is a cool guy. He is also a pimp
Stasia: Look how hot he is
Bridie: Yeah, thats a haysman 4 sure
by alexhaysman June 25, 2008
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heisman'ed

Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yard line). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.
Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.
by patsy race October 31, 2007
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Heisman

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.
"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"
by pinto9988 May 2, 2008
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haisham

"Dude John just got a boner again"
"Oh my god he's such a haisham"
by doinkleberg March 30, 2015
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haisam

hey guys!!! this is the definition of haisam.

a garbage can,known as a human trash can.
if you see this,run away, call the cops,and tell them to arrest him. (don't actually)...

he loves to toych pretty girls and loves harassing women
looking at haisams face reminds me to take out the trash...
you know what i mean, don't you.(โ—'โ—ก'โ—) this is him as an emojiiiiiiiiiiiiii = ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘ = trash cans
by haisamsucks March 11, 2022
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HASMATA

term used in place of hell from Farscape television show
where the hasmata have you been?
by Superstang October 12, 2004
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