The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014
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1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006
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when one person cuts a small incision in a male's ball sack, then inserts a straw in the incision and slowly sucks out small amounts of sperm at a time.
"dude why is evan walking weird?"
"i heard Karla was hacking his sack last night and hacked to much out of him."
"niiiice."
Ashleigh: "Omg Brittney did you SEE how small Johnny's balls where during swimming?"
Brittney: "yahh i could totally see that thu his speedo"
Jessica: "dude no it's usually a lot bigger but yesturday when i was hacking his sack, his mom walked in and i hacked waaay too hard!"
Brittney and Ashleigh: "Oh Brittney you just love hacking the sack!!"
"i heard Karla was hacking his sack last night and hacked to much out of him."
"niiiice."
Ashleigh: "Omg Brittney did you SEE how small Johnny's balls where during swimming?"
Brittney: "yahh i could totally see that thu his speedo"
Jessica: "dude no it's usually a lot bigger but yesturday when i was hacking his sack, his mom walked in and i hacked waaay too hard!"
Brittney and Ashleigh: "Oh Brittney you just love hacking the sack!!"
by Hackey Sackers691 March 26, 2010
Get the hacking the sack mug.Hacking.rs is a hacking forum using vBulletin based around the popular MMORPG game: Runescape. This site is full of little skids who think they are tough enough to crack the CIA. However, all they seem to do is steal Runescape currency and sell it for an in real life for a personal gain.
Their most popular feature is their Shoutbox. The shoutbox is full of new comers to the website screaming and spamming on how to hack RuneScape for infinite money and level hacks. And they dont take "It isnt possible" for an answer.
The current owner of Hacking.rs :Legend,who was previously only a moderator, bought the domain after leaving Hacking.rs to run another website, which didn't take off to well. Previous owners such as Jare, and Hawx: were disgusting owners, scamming and deceiving their members for high value giveaways. Jare tried to scam the website from co-owner (or so i am told): Hawx. However, he was unsuccessful. Apparently, Hawx then scammed many people who tried to buy the domain.
In a recent popularity thread (Unsure if this is actually 100% true or not) Some members were voted on a scale from best (Being #1) to worst (#10). This list is:
1.Nefarious
2.Tomynho
3.Legend
4.AutoJizzerPro
5.VariedSkill
6.Mjau
7.Hentai
8.ChooChoo
9.Parashite
10.Jare
The forum is usually DDoS attacked by members using Jay's Booter (a free tool from a popular hacking website) who get banned. Hacking.rs competes along side sites such as BA, and WeHack.RS (LOL!)
Their most popular feature is their Shoutbox. The shoutbox is full of new comers to the website screaming and spamming on how to hack RuneScape for infinite money and level hacks. And they dont take "It isnt possible" for an answer.
The current owner of Hacking.rs :Legend,who was previously only a moderator, bought the domain after leaving Hacking.rs to run another website, which didn't take off to well. Previous owners such as Jare, and Hawx: were disgusting owners, scamming and deceiving their members for high value giveaways. Jare tried to scam the website from co-owner (or so i am told): Hawx. However, he was unsuccessful. Apparently, Hawx then scammed many people who tried to buy the domain.
In a recent popularity thread (Unsure if this is actually 100% true or not) Some members were voted on a scale from best (Being #1) to worst (#10). This list is:
1.Nefarious
2.Tomynho
3.Legend
4.AutoJizzerPro
5.VariedSkill
6.Mjau
7.Hentai
8.ChooChoo
9.Parashite
10.Jare
The forum is usually DDoS attacked by members using Jay's Booter (a free tool from a popular hacking website) who get banned. Hacking.rs competes along side sites such as BA, and WeHack.RS (LOL!)
Person 1: Bro, im gonna go on Hacking.RS and see if they will heck my RoonSkaypez account n givez me unlimit moniez if i give them $1 Paypal
Person 2: Get dem to heck myn account 2 m8 ill give u 250k rsgp
person 1: fuk u mudda fukka get dem 2 heck ur own account
Person 2: no cos Jare banned me cause i was a member of WeHack.rs
Person 1: too bad noob
Person 2: Get dem to heck myn account 2 m8 ill give u 250k rsgp
person 1: fuk u mudda fukka get dem 2 heck ur own account
Person 2: no cos Jare banned me cause i was a member of WeHack.rs
Person 1: too bad noob
by I <3 HRS August 17, 2012
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Get the hacking mug.A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.
by Calimar July 2, 2010
Get the Stephen Hawking mug.A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!
by Salty pirate aka Stephen H. June 13, 2012
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