Hoop-tail

A word which describes the time period as to when a "Hoopstache" has grown to a certain length, that it can by tied into a pony-tail.

Dude, the other day, Sarah was getting out the shower, and her hoop-tail got caught in the shower curtain. We had to cut it off and she was devastated, she'd been growing it for 3 years now.

by charlie super awesome smith August 15, 2009

Hoop Fit

Hoop fit is someone that has toned body from playing basketball.

"Damn, she is fine and she is hoop fit!"
"he took his shirt off, and he was so hoop fit"

by JamieDS March 20, 2010

hot hoop

a burning asshole from taking a shit after eating spicy food

also a fantasy football nerd

Donnie will definitely have a hot hoop after eating all of those wings.

by Philip Rivers January 7, 2014

goop hoop

When you splooge all over a basket ball and dunk the ball and the splooge gets all over the rim of the hoop

Dude I made eight goop hoops last night.

by Thiswasdonebyjake April 27, 2017

slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.

1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

Homewrecker hoops

Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.

J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."

(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."

by PineapplePizza117 June 18, 2022

Hoop in the Sticks

When you get an unexpected onion ring mixed in with your order of fries.

David went through BK drive through and was pleasantly surprised when he found a “hoop in the sticks”.

by Mustngsaliez February 4, 2020