homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.
I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.
by zo3yj October 14, 2022
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Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.
Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.
by IMAaceU888 April 24, 2021
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Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon
Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.
by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021
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homemade mechanic

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
by LordMemion February 08, 2017
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homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 15, 2018
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homemade nyquil

When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed
Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!
by Papafluffdaddy December 26, 2017
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Homemade Sash

A term used in competitive Pokémon when a Pokémon survives an attack from full health at 1 HP, despite not carrying a Focus Sash item or having the ability Sturdy. Usually a Homemade Sash has a very notable impact on the battle, often making the difference between a win or a loss. This term was first used by Pokemon Showdown user Xeno Disconnected, when fellow user Escaval's last Pokémon, Mega Sableye, lived an Alolan Marowak's Flare Blitz at 1 HP, allowing it to take said Marowak out with Knock Off and winning the game.

While originally the term was only used when a Pokémon lived exactly at 1 HP, thanks to Pokémon Showdown's HP Percentage mod the term was also used for any attack living at 1% HP, which could usually also be 2 or 3 HP. Later the term also got used for any attack being survived at 1% HP, even if the defender wasn't at full HP, under the motto "Homemade Sash: Works anytime, anywhere!"
Xeno Scarf: What the fuck|Wtf this nibba's Slowbro just survived my Shadow Ball at 1% and took out my Haunter with Psyshock
Xeno Escaval: That's Homemade Sash for ya
*Xeno Scarf left.
by Xe No Escaval July 15, 2018
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