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homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018
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homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.
by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023
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Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes
Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!
by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024
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homemade frosting

After we fucked, I gave her some homemade frosting.
by Fhh go jrhg April 28, 2022
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homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)
Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.
by LandCan April 20, 2018
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Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.
Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!
by Adam119 February 17, 2025
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homemade mechanic

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
by LordMemion February 7, 2017
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