When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.
by Yanbo May 2, 2010
Get the Sloppy Hofmann mug.Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
Get the Jack Hoffa mug.an army term meaning yes, rodger, i undersand, ok, i agree, or any variation of a positive responce.
by ted6889 October 5, 2008
Get the hooah mug.Not homosexual, homoaffectional; Urban Dictionary's new Ph.D.-like clinical definition of bromance, man crush, and any term for when two guys feel stuff for each other without the sex thing always getting in the way.
Ben and Matt are well-known homoaffectionals.
Ben and Matt freely practiced (before J-Lo) homoaffectionality.
Lance and Matthew are proud of their very public homoaffectional behavior (claiming the homosexual stuff they tried just did not work for them).
Homoaffectionals are born AND can be made.
Ben and Matt freely practiced (before J-Lo) homoaffectionality.
Lance and Matthew are proud of their very public homoaffectional behavior (claiming the homosexual stuff they tried just did not work for them).
Homoaffectionals are born AND can be made.
by WordWiseMan October 16, 2008
Get the Homoaffectional mug.they most amazing girl in the world. the one with the smile that will just change your day for the better. the most beautiful girl in the world. the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you ever see her smile you will then know the defintion of the word perfect. the most caring girl you will ever meet. shes the meaning of the word perfect and nothing can ever change that.
by mr. hofmann December 3, 2011
Get the kimberly hofmann mug.When a gay person, also referred to as a 'fag', is promiscuous, therefore earning the status of being a ho.
by llama727 May 12, 2009
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