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HILF

Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.
"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"
by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022
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Hilf

H.i.l.f is hottie I'd like to fuck
Any hot person that catches your eye and your like damm I'd hit that hilf
by BaDhotdog July 9, 2022
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HMIF

HMIF (n.): an acronym for Haitian Music Industry Forum, a virtual community where Haitian musicians, artists, producers, music managers, booking agents, entertainment lawyers, accountants, radio stations, DJs, and bloggers/vloggers can gather to discuss, promote, and advance the Haitian music industry.

Pronunciation: "ehch-em-eye-eff"

The HMIF is the brainchild of Rene Guemps, the Founder-CEO of Negre Marron Records and President-CEO of The Haitian Music Industry Association (HMIA), both located in New York City.
"I just discovered the HMIF, and it's been a game-changer for connecting with other Haitian music enthusiasts and learning more about the industry."
by Negre Marron Records May 5, 2023
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hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out
(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!
by john overscore December 31, 2023
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Hilf

Damn I would fuck a Hilf so bad.
by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023
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hilflopper

A verb used to describe a flopper on a hill
Did u see that thing run like a hilflopper
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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hmilism

a school of thought coined by the discord user vulture, after an argument went down in the hoodville discord server, vulture had locked himself to this school of thought which basically boils down to "idc if you hate me go argue with the wall"
hmilism means hate me so much i love it
by cringewar February 14, 2024
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