NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do

man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"

by Mo Money May 5, 2005

Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

Justin Haircut

A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar

Boy you got that justin haircut

by Nutt Ass Haircut September 26, 2023

Get a Real Haircut

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.

Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned

by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010

rudi braun haircut

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.

rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut

by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004

Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

topless haircut

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

by trappist June 9, 2011