Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011

push hails

to force sb in a different timezone to sleep while you are in the board daylight

Hails: you cant push hails on me, you dont have a sun above your head rn

by very sad noodles November 22, 2020

Haidar

Possibly the sexiest being to ever grace Earth with his presence.

Apart from Chuck Norris anyway.

Haidar also means lion in Arabic.

WOW! Look how fit that guy is! His name must be Haidar.

by Yerbz May 29, 2008

Haiden

Haidens can look like jerks by the un-trained eye. Once someone gets close to a Haiden, they see that the Haiden is not nearly as bad as you might have thought.

Haidens are usually quite athletic and can adapt to any sport easily. One sport imparticular that a Haiden should enjoy is Lacrosse. Haidens tend to be beast at this sport.
Haiden's are also amazing as partners but tend to jump around a lot. Don't be afraid to flirt, Haidens will most always flirt right back.

Girl one: Did you see that amazing pass last night at the lacrosse game?
Girl two: Yes I did, that must have been Haiden.

Guy one: Damn, I wish I could get as many girls as Haiden can.

by laxin it up June 26, 2009

haider

in arabic it means lion. usually a shiite name because their leader, ali, was given the title haider
a person who is very determined to do some good in this world. also very good-looking. people are very envious of them because these haiders have many talents and abilities.

did you see that guy fight off a mugger? he must be a haider!


girl1: that girls realy smart
girl2: shes a haider; what do you expect?

by bigbang4eva January 10, 2009

red hairs

the small orange hairs found on nugs of marijuana usually only found on the dank bud

dude check out this new sac its full of red hairs

by mike harris January 17, 2005

Jew Hairs

Short and curly hairs in the pubic region. Resembling the short curly hair on a jew.

Last time my wife gave me a bj, she came up with a mouth full of jew hairs.

by meatblaster April 3, 2010