garfinkling

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

garfg

meaning bobby, in drunk language.

"hey man, what your name","GARFG",(pukes)

by mr.dick January 3, 2009

Garfield Complex

A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna

i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week

*yea i know bad example

by ChronoSapien December 31, 2011

Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.

by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016

garfibromyalgia

The Ultimate Being.
The one who craves LASAGNA
The one who used to be owned by Jon Arbuckle
His old name? Garfield.

Worshipper: Oh almighty Garfibromyalgia, We offer Lasagna O great and Mighty Lord!

by The Shaman of Lasagna November 5, 2019

Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.

Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.

by Fasters February 6, 2022

Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022