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guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
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Guilty Penis Syndrome

Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.
"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
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gullycore

Pac-Man Jones made it rain at the strip club last night. It was the most gullycore thing I've ever seen.
by Guancous July 25, 2008
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Guillian

A person who is known to be smart and loyal to others. And totally didn't add this to the site just to brag.
Damn Guillian is looking good today OwO
by OwOWOTSTHIS November 15, 2017
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Gillygaloo

A mythical bird that lays square eggs.
Rhalhalla: "The gillygaloo is a very odd creature but will the seed conform?"

Boshlum Eu'uul: "Those eggs represent the inner squareness of our people."
by Star Spire June 17, 2018
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Guillotine Gorilla

The anime definition of Jumping the shark

The phrase comes from the Anime Samurai Flamenco . During episode 7 when after the previous 6 episodes establish that series was about a normal guy trying to become a Super hero in a realistic world. Midway through the episode during a drug bust, a random criminal suddenly transforms into a Guillotine Gorilla and kills a few officers. Since that point the show continued to escalate and completely changed the tone of the series.
I stopped watching this show after they pulled a Guillotine Gorilla. It was never the same again.
by The_Last_GhostGuy October 23, 2018
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Gilly boys

Gilly boys 🐓 (niddrie boys and leith boys run it)
Alfie Wiley is a pure chicken
by Niddrie boys on top September 23, 2021
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