Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

Guidette

A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

"Hey did you hear that?"
"Oh yeah, that's a guidette that can't keep her mouth shut for a second!"

by alexaa;) January 1, 2010

Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.

Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

by Wise White Man July 9, 2022

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Broken Hang Glider

A sexual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. However instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. The woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. The result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a Hang Glider crashed and hanging from a tree.

Suzie, if you're up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. I would like to attempt a broken hang glider.

by DrewWoodside March 11, 2010

sugar glider

cute, yes, fuzzy, yes, loving, yes...lots of work. something dumb people buy thinking it's like a hamster and have to get rid of because they didn't know what they were getting into. come in many different colors, including but not limited to the traditional black beauties and grays, but come in buttercream, albino, leu', champagne, etc. cool animals for people that don't just buy them from the fair and know what is involved with raising a furbutt. they need alot of attention. as in two hours a morning and night (as they are nocturnal, we're talking very late and very early alot of the time). they also need specialized diets you have to make yourself. you can't pull a paris hilton and get a new one every week.

brie: you look tired. up studying for the final?
nam: nah man...had to stay up past midnight to play with my sugar glider.
brie: pff, sounds like too much work.
nam: you wouldn't understand. it's a glider slave thing.

by nammy September 25, 2007

Guilderland

a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.

Josh: dude, at this party last night, some pussy from guilderland couldn't even stand up after drinking one beer
Tom: what a pussy! i hate gland fags

by anonimiousoranlso June 28, 2011