Growler

To experience or unleash an intense bowel movement. To leave a large quantity of waste into a toilet.

Steve: I can't believe how many beers I had last night
Brad: Sounds like you had a good time
Steve: Last night was great but now I have to go take a fuckin growler.

by BM136 August 30, 2010

chase a growler to the ocean

take a dump

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean

by bdub December 25, 2003

Groinery

A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.

God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery

by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020

Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

by Asher327 January 7, 2015

the grooler

Daniel Sage Young AKA a male bramblist. Stage name is Sager Major!

The Grooler went to mexico.

“Dainet now he can’t make us food!”

by thefolkloreprophecy October 7, 2021

growler

a guy who growls & grunts when you fuck him.

exhibited by guys at the more masculine end of the spectrum, as distinct from squealers.

aw man, i fucked this guy last night, he was such a growler i had to press his head into the pillow & fuck 'im harder so the neighbours couldn't hear him.

by hornygayskater July 19, 2010

Horse growler

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.

Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.

by Bookup February 9, 2012