Goonswagnig

Any person, other than a black person, that swags harder than the niggers.

Black Kid 1: "Yo, look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street ova there."
Black Kid 2: "Dude that whiteboi is straight up ballin'. He's swagging that shit out right now!"

by DaddyPhatSacks May 14, 2011

Goonys

Beef curtains,coochie,pussy

Imma eat your moms goonys inside out

by Goonys December 3, 2020

Googus

The male reproductive organ - specifically used in the context of someone confessing to a group of their peers

I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

Goonsquad

A large group of teenage boys who being somewhat good-looking think themselves as to be considered "cool." Said group of boys however, are usually very wrong about themselves and when looked at from a third-party perspective with no personal view of the matter, act like the biggest motherfucking retards any high-school will ever encounter.

"Hey check out that guy from the GoonSquad, isn't he sexy?"

by UNIS T1 - Guess May 3, 2009

Goons

One that stumbles around with shitkickers on, yelling out profanity at innocent people, smoking lots of pot, have crazy amounts of unprotected sex and railing lines upon lines of the finest cocaine while crushing racks on racks on racks of Natty and Jack Daniels. Ussualy wears black/raiders gear. Phil Taylor is their hero.

Phil Taylor, Trent Richardson, Tripp Whatley, Goons

by Shitkickers October 29, 2011

mega skate goons

("MSG") A skate crew originating in the carlsbad-vista-oceanside area that consists of excessively attractive, extreme beasts, including the nathan

may refer to other meaga skate goon members as goons

owners of the pit of death at bressi and ultimate mobbers of vista and the bressi shell station

can also be refferred to as the mongo skate gods, even though none of them are mongo.

TSC, RSK, are their bitches for sure
because those guys suck major.

KOOK: goddamn those mega skate goons guys. those sexy beasts stole my girlfriend, had sex with my mother, burned down my house, shaved off all my body hair and beat me at SKATE.

GNARLY GNATE: and i jerked off all over your good linens!

by gnars mcgee March 16, 2009

goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable May 12, 2018