gooftard

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

by machine119 November 21, 2004

goofass

One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.

Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!

by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

goola

slang for money/cash

damn..i got some mad goola

by bballgirl June 3, 2008

Goofball

A term often used to describe a pretty girl when she does something adorable. Despite her sassy demeanor that often produces caustic one-liners that can put any cocky son of a bitch in his/her place, she has enough spark to attract a long list of Starbucks’ lovers.

Jermaine: Homie, I wish I had a goofball to brighten up maaaa lyfe!
D’Shawn: Son, you know Sharon’s single, nomsayin’ B?
Jermaine: Daaaaaaaaaaaayummmmm, she a real goofball, Imma get those digits.

by goofbaws February 7, 2015

goofle

a search engine for porn. Because we all know when you type the wrong thing into Google, you'll be subjected to some kind of pornography or otherwise inappropriate and/or unwanted material.

I just goofled " big asian" and you don't want to know what came up...

by saymyname115 February 28, 2011

goofballs

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs

that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

goofa

A large man beast that is strong, tends to carry a club, and smashes many things. Not very fleet of foot and if you cross one you should run fast.

The goofa got into my apartment last night and ate all my food and smashed my kitchen!
Run from that goofa before it uses the club.

by chodanut April 22, 2008