Goldiglocks

A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.

Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!

by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

godlycock

male gentiala which is very long and girthy

wow he has a godlycock

by cocksuckerwithmegagodlycokc January 5, 2022

Golfdilocks

A golfer who only plays in weather that's just right. Not too hot, not too cold. No rain, no snow

You know Ron won't play today, he's Golfdilocks and it's only 62 degrees out.

by Pynball22 April 22, 2022

Goldielocksing

A term coined by Civvie11 where by you bang multiple woman from the same bloodline to distinguish the differences in evolution over time in order to find the one that is just right for you, with all of this typically happening at a party.

Friend 1: Hey, remember Dave?
Friend 2:Oh yeah, that weirdo. I swear he had the weirdest habits and the strangest names for them.

Friend 1: Like what?
Friend 2: Goldielocksing.
Friend 1: What?

by The hidden troll June 22, 2023

galdilock

somebody with extremely galesque behavior or power derived from ruthlessness, not intelligence or anything meaningful

That crazy old bish was stuck in the galdilock zone.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA March 28, 2026

Goldietocks

A perfect ass. A buttocks that's pure gold.

When J-lo takes a seat on that Goldietocks, she's sitting on a gold mine.

by AmadeuS469 December 9, 2025