Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.
1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019
Get the Cum Goggles mug.When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.
The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.
The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.
Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!
Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...
Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...
Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...
Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...
by speedgoggles April 19, 2010
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A used or filled condom that the other partner imbibes after intercourse or oral sex. It also may be thrown at the other partner after being filled.
Example A: "Yeah man, after me and that girl did it, she totally gobbled my giggle pup!"
Example B: "yeah man, after I climaxed I was so over that girl that I didn't even let her drink my giggle pup! I straight threw it at that skeezer! She was PISSED!"
Example B: "yeah man, after I climaxed I was so over that girl that I didn't even let her drink my giggle pup! I straight threw it at that skeezer! She was PISSED!"
by The Sandrini May 15, 2009
Get the giggle pup mug.A quality orgasm that includes giggling to replace the customary screaming or moaning, which is pleasant and does not annoy the neighbors.
My GF is a ninja with sex; she's about to cum, so I brace for hurricane-force screams, but she pulls a gigglegasm instead. So cute when her boobs bounce along with it.
by ravenous99 November 4, 2012
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Get the iranian ski goggles mug.when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
below is an actual documented conversation:
1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010
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Jo says: "Look at that guy, he looks really hot!"
Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"
Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"
by jomala92 January 1, 2012
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