goober 

n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.

If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.

goober by Richard Frank November 1, 2004

goober 

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

goober by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009

Goober 

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

Goober by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019

goober 

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.

you want to see my goober?

goober by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2009

Goober 

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"

Ultimate Goober: Chris Ercoli

Goober by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

goober 

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd

At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."

goober by HotFoot July 27, 2009

Goober 

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

Goober by Val November 2, 2004