gnarbled

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

by WebScrawler May 15, 2022

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cock gnarbler

One who gnarbles cock

That dude is a fucking cock gnarbler

by not gnarbler September 29, 2023

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garble head

a complete moronic mush mouth individual with no direction in his/her life.

Man that kid is a complete garble head mush mouth maniac.

by minc September 29, 2005

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gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.

Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.

by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008

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gnarlegit

something so amazing and awesome that neither gnarley or legit can be used singularly. so they are compiled into one simple word

Gnarlegit

p1"dude skyhigh sports is gnarlegit"

P2" holy shit i know james was all like im an eagle im an eagle"

by brightyellowfocus September 26, 2009

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gnarley marley

The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.

Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.

by DocBoos March 7, 2011

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