Glingy Lingy

Someone says something rubbish or bad language.

Bad people says glingy Lingy language!

by Wennie Kim May 2, 2025

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

Goying Out

When a person gets excited over (and consumes) mass produced slop that is designed to fry their dopamine receptors. If you are giving your hard earned money (AND ATTENTION) to a billion dollar corporation, chances are you’re goying out!

Teddy: Dude did you see that new Super Mario Bros. World in Universal Studios!!! I bet the Mario themed food is so yummy! I’m gonna spend $3000 to get the vip experience for me and my partner!

Fred: Damn, $3000? Y’all are really goying out!

by GoyBoyDestroyer October 28, 2025

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.

Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.

by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017

Knutting gaying

Knutting gaying is a difficult sexual position

I was knutting gaying my wife yesterday

by Poko251 December 10, 2019

White guying

Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.

When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"

by Peachybb December 3, 2020