vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

dirty gillespie

when someone is licking your ass and you fart in their mouth inflating their cheeks like dizzy gillespie

i farted in this bitches face and gave her a dirty gillespie

by john northrup December 22, 2003

school for the gifted

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

Haha, school for the gifted.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

Gilbert

big ah monkey ah battyfish
likes to swing from trees

oo oo aah aah

"conservative party sucks"
"gilbert is a big dark monkey

by OOOoahhhh October 13, 2022

Patrick Gillett

Patrick Alexander William Gillett (also known as Pat) is the lead singer and guitarist of the Toronto based band, Down With Webster. He was born in 1985, on June 13. It was he and a few others who originally started the band when they won their junior high talent show in the seventh grade. His style is a unique mix between rap, hip-hop and mostly rock. He is very cute, has a general liking for science, and is known to be quite kind to his many fans.

Jyot: "I just saw Down With Webster live in concert yesterday, and the front man Patrick Gillett is so hot !"

Genina: "Let's hope he's single !"

by DWW FAN December 1, 2010

rusty gillespie

Rimjob while getting a handjob only to fart and fill the cheeks of the "giver"

I loved Heidi. Partly for her wavy blonde hair but mostly for the fact she didn't mind when I Rusty Gillespie'd her.

by John Paul Bones December 28, 2005

Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

by jAk3333. February 28, 2011