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Girth Worm

The male reproductive organ. A penis. Protein shooter. The dangly thing between your legs other than your balls.
"Dude she totally wants my girth worm."
"my girth worm is shriveled."
"who put dirt on my girth worm?"
"my girth worm got scared when i saw her gunt."
"the early girth worm gets the bird"
"my girth worm looks like your mom."
by kyle boredperson April 9, 2008
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Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
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girth vader

A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.
Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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Girth of Squaps

A group or pack of 3 or more fat people, usually surrounding an eatery, or any social event pertaining to food.
That Girth of Squaps is eating all the ice cream!
by Panamajoe June 27, 2011
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Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government
Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?
by Lewdster May 3, 2018
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Girthy

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.
by PJFizzle April 18, 2010
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Girthday

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.
Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?
by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014
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