high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

Lap Giraffe

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.

Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?

by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011

giraffe

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

"I wish I was born a giraffe."

by yelyr April 25, 2009

Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 20, 2017

new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

by doochpedro January 3, 2009