feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode April 4, 2009

Life Gets Better

Expression of appreciation for the small joys in life.

Goomba #1 picked up a penny and exclaimed "Life Gets Better!"

by Skytrain Riders November 11, 2011

Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.

Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.

by Smitty bros January 3, 2020

“This is not the hour for silly geese”

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021