genitalia

your dick and balls,or pussy

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

geritol

Vitamins used by very old people.

I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.

by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016

Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

Geriaphiliac

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.

"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."

by Red Killwell July 3, 2007

Degenerative Genital Disorder(DGD)

When a rappers balls start falling off and he has to use his hands to hold them in place.

The rapper one stage kept holding his balls. He must have Degenerative Genital Disorder(DGD).

by DegenerativeGhetto August 24, 2011

genital fro

a fro on your genitalia. male or female.

"Man, Gina's genital fro is starting to resemble a wolverine."

by lickerofscrotumahhaha June 30, 2004

geriacity

adj. - of or pertaining to the condition of having a high concentration of the elderly.

n.- A region exhibiting the properties of the adjective version of this word.

Henderson, Nevada simply reeks of geriacity.

by Neeners November 30, 2004