Geico Gecko

The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.

Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"

by Leviticus Davison Randalf XII March 6, 2022

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1

Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital

by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017

geckoing

Jumping into a wall as high and hard as you can, but horizontally, so your position mimics that of a gecko on a wall.

Then you hit the floor.

Sam: "time to get geckoing"
*gecko*
Matt: "That was a gecko and a half"
Pete: "I've never seen a gecko with such panache!"
Ollie: "What a gecko, that was amazing."

by Flat2sFinest November 16, 2010

Gerkin

what we call pickles down under

I'm hungry for some gerkins

by Anonymous September 11, 2002

startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

by L-Mo April 29, 2008

Gecko

The small, computer generated lizard mascot for Geico. Portrayed with an Australian accent. Is a cute little bugger.

that gecko saved me hundreds on car insurance

by i love stuff December 13, 2004

Screaming Gecko

While having sex with your girlfriend standing up against a wall doggy style, you insert your finger into her anus. She then yells and tries to climb the wall in shock like a screaming gecko. Thus you have what is known as screaming gecko.

"My boyfriend is such a dick! He screaming geckoed me last night!

by Tommy TT May 12, 2011