genitalman

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

by JormanThoad March 14, 2019

The Genital Cuff

Grabbing someones nuts in a manner that makes them harken to what options they might have before their nuts are ruined. Mainly done to calm down retards.

"Rupret, do you want the genital cuff?"

by noschitt71 December 21, 2008

geniass

book-smart person with no common sense whatsoever

Look at that geniass...he's got a 5.0 GPA but he still can't boil water!

by BOBnFOB June 3, 2008

genitals

Why the fuck did you look this up?

Get the fuck off Urban Dictionary before you land yourself on a sex offender list. Keep your minute genitals in your pants. Pervert.

by Yopmail User July 4, 2023

genital bisection

Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.

BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection?

woman: Ew no get the fuck away you're not sticking that in me.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

genital harassment

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without their permission

This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this mans penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.

by Pip E. Burn May 13, 2005

Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.

Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".

by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009