Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

gaffer

a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need

that gaffer at the bar is selling some gold chains dead cheep

by Dog Robo June 1, 2009

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

Gaffer

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

The Geffert

A large oversized dildo with mini baby heads built on the side.

Me and Clayton really used the Geffert last night, shit went down.

by vetoveto1 January 16, 2026

Geffort

The combination of the words good and effort, for an ultimate word. Good + Effort.

Sarah was doing an essay and having two simultaneous conversations at the same time! Geffort!

by baxterb August 20, 2007

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009