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Kicking Geese

To get really fucked up and vibe with your friends.
Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese
Kicking Geese by Hantp November 7, 2019

peace to / with the geese 

to rock out with your cock out - to move away from the current away
you - i am going to peace with the geese
peace to / with the geese by Marlin September 9, 2003

Canadian Geese Attack 

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.
Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

angry geese 

The art of inserting one's hand into a female's vagina in the shape of a geese head, then while inside the women, opening your hands while making angry honking noises.
OMGZ, he angry geesed me! It was amazing! I may have to marry this one! :D :D :D

Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese 

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

Brash Green Geese

A term used for a group of girls who are jealous that you're going out with a hot guy that they want to be with. They are loud, intimidating and jealous.
Girl: "Babe, those girls keep giving me dirty looks when we're together."
Boy: "Don't worry, they're just pathetic brash green geese."