geefars

abbreviation that particularly cool chemists use for:

Graphite Furnace Atomic Absorption Spectroscopy

"Yo, harry, run it through geefars and make it snappy"

by beanbag guts March 25, 2004

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Geezeria

a disease which causes a severe deficiency of chromosones in one department of the celebrus

Another meaning is a condition like rabies which causes dementation in four areas of the brain

A third meaning is an alarmingly large ammount of acne across the facial area

Mr Beacroft has geezeria

by Toon243 December 17, 2018

geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

geezerama

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.

Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022